{"id":1220,"date":"2018-07-25T22:14:45","date_gmt":"2018-07-26T06:14:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gothic-charm-school.com\/charm\/?p=1220"},"modified":"2018-07-26T10:30:14","modified_gmt":"2018-07-26T18:30:14","slug":"stereotype-technology-july-26-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gothic-charm-school.com\/charm\/?p=1220","title":{"rendered":"Stereotype Technology – for Your Window Shopping Needs – July 26, 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"

As many of you know, Snarklings, the Lady of the Manners often finds herself wandering through the shadowy depths of gothy window shopping. (Frequently at 3AM, as a distraction from a visit from the dratted Insomnia Fairy. If the Lady of the Manners ever catches that wretched creature, she’s putting it in a shadowbox, skewered with vintage pearl-headed pins.)<\/p>\n

Anyway! For your window shopping pleasure (or despair, depending on the wiggle room in your budget), here are some of the things the Lady of the Manners unearthed recently!<\/p>\n

(All images are property of their respective owners.)<\/p>\n

Phantom Dressing Gown<\/p>\n

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The Lady of the Manners had long coveted the ridiculously over-the-top “Christine’s Dressing Gown” from Victorian Trading Company<\/a>. Now, damn their eyes, they’ve recreated it in black<\/b>.<\/a> The Lady of the Manners desperately needs this to wear while she lounges around the house sipping absinthe and reading vintage gothic romances. <\/p>\n

Whisper Sisters <\/p>\n

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Oh no, the Lady of the Manners found another indie perfume company. To distract everyone from her already extensive collection, please revel in this description of Goth Club ’89 from Whisper Sisters:<\/a><\/p>\n

If you were there, you know the smell. Heavy resins, candle smoke, nicotine, clove, incense, absinthe, with a hint of intoxicating florals and vintage dark patchouli to balance everything out.<\/i><\/p>\n

Vampire Bloodletter Ankh by CenterOfTheCircle<\/p>\n

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Does the Lady of the Manners fully embrace her clichés and constantly search for pointy ankh pendants<\/a>? Yes, yes she does.<\/p>\n

Lace cape from BibelociarniaShop<\/p>\n

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The Lady of the Manners has a weakness for lace capes. So delicate! So helpful in projecting that air of “Why no, I don’t know how that terrible thing could have happened to them, constable. I was having tea at the center of the hedge maze.”<\/i><\/a><\/p>\n

Lace collar from MalaNocheStore<\/p>\n

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Perfect for hiding vampire bites. Or possibly as defense against vampire bites. The Lady of the Manners won’t judge your preferences.<\/a><\/p>\n

Morticia Maxi from Holy Clothing<\/p>\n


\nSleeves bigger than your head! Sleeves bigger than anyone’s head!<\/a><\/p>\n

Would you like to see some vintage goth fashion? (That was a rhetorical question, in case you weren’t sure.)<\/p>\n

Sheer goth shirt from AnEnchantingCreature<\/p>\n

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The Lady of the Manners is almost positive she had this shirt back in the 90s.<\/a><\/p>\n

Velvet blazer from VintageChandler<\/p>\n

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The Lady of the Manners is also almost positive that she had this blazer back then, too. Or at least one that was verrrrry similar.<\/a><\/p>\n

Vintage “vampire”-esque shirt from TopOfTheShops<\/p>\n

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The description may say “Mod”, but the Lady of the Manners is here to tell you that this is a perfect vampire shirt. Don’t argue.<\/a><\/p>\n

—<\/p>\n

Do you have suggestions for things the Lady of the Manners should hunt down during her bouts of insomnia<\/strike> window shopping? Leave a comment!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

As many of you know, Snarklings, the Lady of the Manners often finds herself wandering through the shadowy depths of gothy window shopping. (Frequently at 3AM, as a distraction from a visit from the dratted Insomnia Fairy. If the Lady of the Manners ever catches that wretched creature, she’s putting it in a shadowbox, skewered with vintage pearl-headed pins.)<\/p>\n

Anyway! For your window shopping pleasure (or despair, depending on the wiggle room in your budget), here are some of the things the Lady of the Manners has found! Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[211],"tags":[69,212,213],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gothic-charm-school.com\/charm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1220"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gothic-charm-school.com\/charm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gothic-charm-school.com\/charm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gothic-charm-school.com\/charm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gothic-charm-school.com\/charm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1220"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"https:\/\/gothic-charm-school.com\/charm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1220\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1234,"href":"https:\/\/gothic-charm-school.com\/charm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1220\/revisions\/1234"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gothic-charm-school.com\/charm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1220"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gothic-charm-school.com\/charm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1220"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gothic-charm-school.com\/charm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1220"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}